Day 16 - A song you used to love but now hate

We only had VH1 and top-40 radio in our town.
I was young.
Shut up.

Interesting to see Olbermann and Patrick together again, though.

http://youtu.be/Ln6WQqRDrCo

ZZzzzz... Hm? Wha? Was I in the middle of something?

It's past 3 AM. I'm awake. Life's been a little busy recently and perhaps I'll utilize this space to discuss that at a later time, but for now I'm a liiiittle behind on the song challenge thingie. Picking things back up....

Day 15 - a song that describes you

It was tough for me to find a really fitting song for this one. While it may not be a direct description of me, I think Jenny Lewis and co. have captured my mindset at several points in my life with this song.

To say I’ve been through a uniquely shitty set of personal, one-time events would be a fair statement. I’ve been hit by a car, seen everything that belonged to me consumed in a fire, spent cumulative months in the hospital. When I was deep in the throes of the ankle/brain double whammy, a psychologist at WSU told me, flatly and without prompting, “you should be depressed.”

The lyrics here capture the evolution of that mindset from the oh-woe-is-me valleys to one of determination and a return to confidence. There’s always been that epiphanic moment when I look up from the emotional mire and remind myself that it always gets better. It takes a lot of effort to get into the proper mindset when you’ve drifted from it for so long, but there really is something to be said about the power of positive thinking.

30 Day Music Project Day 13 - A Song That is a Guilty Pleasure

For a time (well, two times, technically) I was a theatre major. I liked to perform, I admire performers, but it was just too difficult for me to stay. Sure, this and this may have had something to do with keeping me off stage, but a large part of it had to do with my disinterest in musicals. While I followed sports and listened to not-quite-mainstream music, the overwhelming majority of my classmates were all-or-none Broadway fans. While I didn't have RENT on autorepeat on my cd player/ipod/whathaveyou like every other person in the Creative Arts building, one or two musicals did sneak their way into my favorites.
...some even had puppets.
...and got airtime on 'The View'





Lyrics from "Everyone's a Little Bit Racist" as filtered through translationparty.com

Sometimes a little bit racist, everyone. If you have not been attacked, but I hung in this study should have been this week. ID, please refer to the guide to avoid the visually impaired. Perhaps it is we make decisions based on race, he must face the fact that all the people.

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30 Day Song Project Day 12 - A Song by a Band You Hate

I don't condone throwing rocks at anybody merely for being douchebags. However, this does make me smirk a bit and I'd rather post that than anything actually written or performed by Nickleback.



The translationparty.com take on this is a bit confusing, but I like it.
This:
Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat

...turned into this:
We, Rokkusutasanhiru the optical drive housing prices have AC to get the daily operations of the house, no place to eat a girl in all the drugs we 15 10 Burkina Faso

Here's the link

30 day song challenge - day 11 - a song from your favorite band

There's a lot of really good Ben Folds clips out there on YouTube. He plays some interesting stuff with the Western Australian Symphony Orchestra and he's got some pretty solid official music videos.
Over the years, though, this song has sort of placed itself in the front of the pack (by a nose in front of about five others) as my favorite.


"Philosophy" lyrics as filtered through translationparty.com

I would do a good job, I'm sorry, you must please understand that you are looking for you to promote it. I'm not mad I Betweens

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30 Day Song Challenge Day 10 - A Song That Makes You Fall Asleep

The Opening 2:25 of this song is inordinately peaceful to me for some reason.
Then that snare kicks in and it builds me back into a pleasant consciousness.



Lyrics from 'Emma Blowgun's Last Stand' as filtered through Translation Party:

We are your mother, your father, I laughed, and the false hope that many people, I think it can damage you know.

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30 Day Song Challenge Day 9 - A Song that You Can Dance To

I'm not a good dancer. I have never attempted the Humpty Hump. Nevertheless, this is perhaps my favorite bassline ever, so I am posting it out of respect

Lyrics to "The Humpty Hump" as filtered through Translation Party

The nose is large. I do not think I'm ashamed. In many cases, I have not been paid to the size of pickles.

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30 Day Song Challenge day 08 - a song that you know all the words to

From Kindergarten through 4th grade, I attended Whittier Elementary, a public school in Toledo made up largely of lower middle class kids whose parents worked at the Jeep factory. Not exactly a population that would typically be jonesing for an operetta. But my school was lucky enough to have a Mr. Szor, a music teacher who saw something in my class that would have gone uncultivated in most other places. With the support of parents and extreme enthusiasm of the kids, we put on a play.
But not just any play.
We put on a 19th Century Gilbert and Sullivan musical called 'The Pirates of Penzance' with a cast made up entirely of Fourth Graders. Learned in large part by repeatedly watching a movie version of the show starring Kevin Kline, Angela Lansbury, and Linda Ronstadt we delivered every note of music and every bit of dialogue in script, disregarding the fact that we had absolutely no concept of what we were saying a large chunk of the time.
This production is what got me on a stage for the first time and the experience has helped to shape me as a person.
My role, you ask? I was the very model of a modern major general.


...and I rocked that shit.



lyrics from "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General" as filtered through Translation Party:

Today, a typical bottling plant, the problem of most animal models
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30 Day Music Project Day 7 - A SOng That Reminds You of a Certain Event

When I was in high school Dad and I went to a giant picnic/festival thing for the United Steelworkers of Pennsylvania at a massive metropark. In one of the more surreal moments of my life, we watched Don Mclean play a 35-minute rendition of American Pie. Almost as surreal as this youtube clip...

Lyrics from "American Pie" as filtered through Translation Party:

Goodbye, miss american pie. However, in my Chevrolet, banks, banks had dried leaves. And they were drinking whiskey and rye singing the good old boys "This is the day I die," she said.

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30 Day Music Project Day 6 - A Song that Reminds You of Somewhere

Easily my favorite memory from Tulsa was standing in front of the stage at Cain's Ballroom watching these guys rock everybody's face off. After the show, they complimented me on my Obama shirt.
I much prefer I Come From the Water to the "I'm blatantly stalking you" tone of this song, but ICFTW doesn't have a music video. The character in the video is a mix between Artie The Strongest Man in the World and the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight, so, uh, bonus points there, I guess?

Lyrics from "Tyler" as filtered through Translation Party:

His idea is actually Birurameji Earl, I find the bed is not the best pitch you to buy a computer from the kitchen window beneath the refrigerator can be transmitted to feel the default display, prompt loss of feeling, hold your breath

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30 Day Song Challenge Day 5 - A Song That Reminds You of Someone

There aren't a lot of things that knock my friend, Angie, out of her element, but my ability (or inability) to hit notes in this range is one of them. My interpretation of this song single-handedly ruined an entire trip to Chicago for her.




Lyrics from "Old Man River" as filtered through Translation Party:

"Before you say it, his development of the river and the river, please do not take care of his elderly"
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30 Day Song Challenge Day 4 - A Song That Makes You Sad

This song is based on the story of a Philadelphia police officer and single mother of two who was shot and killed responding to a bank robbery call.

30-Day Song Challenge Day 3 - A Song That Makes You Happy

In itself, this song doesn't exactly have a happy message, but how can you not sort of bop your head side-to-side when you listen to that guitar? I mean, it was used in a CRAYOLA commercial for the love of Mike!



Lyrics from 'I Was Born a Unicorn' as filtered through Translation Party:
"My favorite is the corn, I have not been appointed by the presence of boxes still waiting for my life"
(view the translation here)

30 Day Song Challenge Day 2 - Your Least Favorite Song

As noted in the last post, my big brother started making me aware of music in the mid-90s. While No Rain was and has remained my favorite track of that era, Weezer's debut "blue album" was a revelation to me. Like so many other late-20 somethings in America, Blue was a gateway drug into the rest of the "alternative" universe. I fell in love with that music without the aid of videos like Buddy Holly immediately accessible.
A few years later, Pinkerton came out and while it initially seemed like too much of a departure, it grew on me and became one of my all-time favorites. For several years, both CDs stayed in my regular rotation while Rivers Cuomo and Matt Sharp bickered the band into silence.
In the aftermath of Y2K, it was announced that weezer (sans Sharp - good for him) would play a comeback tour with Dynamite Hack. As soon as they were posted, Russ got tickets to the show at St. Andrew's Hall in Detroit. It was my first concert.
We were able to exploit our friend, Ben's wheelchair to push our way up to the front row for what is still my favorite concert experience ever. The band was on. The fans in the balcony were jumping up and down so much that the structure started to literally bounce to the cusp of collapse. It was incredible. I had such a blind, youthful faith in music and life at that moment.

Six months later, this turd of a song came out, crushing my faith in the record industry and humanity in general. Since then I have wanted nothing more than for them to stop making records so I can go back in time and Eternal Sunshine them starting in the year 2000.



Lyrics from Island In the Sun as translated filtered through Translation Party
http://translationparty.com/#9200334
"We have more memory, you may not need your money, call the sea, I love the floating zone."

Reboot

Hmm. Been a little while, hasn't it?

I'm about halfway through the 30 Day Song Challenge on facebook and thought I could use a little more space for the background stories. This'll take several posts to catch up.

So here it goes:
Day 01 - Your Favorite Song



This song has an extremely basic message, but it's one that I can identify with. That and the ridiculously pleasant arrangement have made it so enduring with me throughout the years.
The thing that really makes this song special to me, though, is the place it held in my childhood.
I was about ten years old when we moved from Toledo to a small, culturally remote town placed an hour away from the (notoriously sub-par) Dayton radio stations. There was also only one cable provider and they didn't offer MTV. My brother and I clung like mad to any bit of pop culture that reminded us of city life for at least the first few years. While music was accessible to a degree, it was impossible to filter out the desired stuff from the crap in those pre-internet days. I struggled to get a signal for the top 40 station with my little tape recorder clock radio, hoping to hear something off of Dookie between endless plays of The Train.
My brother, though, started amassing a CD collection as he started high school, feeding me little nuggets and inviting me into his room to listen to music with him on his prized stereo/boombox. One of the CDs I often demanded was MTV Buzzbin, volume I. While it had one or two other songs I would later grow into as my tastes developed (It's quite a jump from Weird Al to Radiohead for a ten-year-old), the one that stuck out to me was No Rain. To put it very simply, it made me happy.

Lyrics from No Rain as translated filtered through Translation Party
http://translationparty.com/#9200079
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