Wednesday, April 20, 2011

30 Day Music Project Day 7 - A SOng That Reminds You of a Certain Event

When I was in high school Dad and I went to a giant picnic/festival thing for the United Steelworkers of Pennsylvania at a massive metropark. In one of the more surreal moments of my life, we watched Don Mclean play a 35-minute rendition of American Pie. Almost as surreal as this youtube clip...


Lyrics from "American Pie" as filtered through Translation Party:

Goodbye, miss american pie. However, in my Chevrolet, banks, banks had dried leaves. And they were drinking whiskey and rye singing the good old boys "This is the day I die," she said.

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30 Day Music Project Day 6 - A Song that Reminds You of Somewhere

Easily my favorite memory from Tulsa was standing in front of the stage at Cain's Ballroom watching these guys rock everybody's face off. After the show, they complimented me on my Obama shirt.
I much prefer I Come From the Water to the "I'm blatantly stalking you" tone of this song, but ICFTW doesn't have a music video. The character in the video is a mix between Artie The Strongest Man in the World and the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight, so, uh, bonus points there, I guess?


Lyrics from "Tyler" as filtered through Translation Party:

His idea is actually Birurameji Earl, I find the bed is not the best pitch you to buy a computer from the kitchen window beneath the refrigerator can be transmitted to feel the default display, prompt loss of feeling, hold your breath

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30 Day Song Challenge Day 5 - A Song That Reminds You of Someone

There aren't a lot of things that knock my friend, Angie, out of her element, but my ability (or inability) to hit notes in this range is one of them. My interpretation of this song single-handedly ruined an entire trip to Chicago for her.




Lyrics from "Old Man River" as filtered through Translation Party:

"Before you say it, his development of the river and the river, please do not take care of his elderly"
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30 Day Song Challenge Day 4 - A Song That Makes You Sad

This song is based on the story of a Philadelphia police officer and single mother of two who was shot and killed responding to a bank robbery call.

30-Day Song Challenge Day 3 - A Song That Makes You Happy

In itself, this song doesn't exactly have a happy message, but how can you not sort of bop your head side-to-side when you listen to that guitar? I mean, it was used in a CRAYOLA commercial for the love of Mike!



Lyrics from 'I Was Born a Unicorn' as filtered through Translation Party:
"My favorite is the corn, I have not been appointed by the presence of boxes still waiting for my life"
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30 Day Song Challenge Day 2 - Your Least Favorite Song

As noted in the last post, my big brother started making me aware of music in the mid-90s. While No Rain was and has remained my favorite track of that era, Weezer's debut "blue album" was a revelation to me. Like so many other late-20 somethings in America, Blue was a gateway drug into the rest of the "alternative" universe. I fell in love with that music without the aid of videos like Buddy Holly immediately accessible.
A few years later, Pinkerton came out and while it initially seemed like too much of a departure, it grew on me and became one of my all-time favorites. For several years, both CDs stayed in my regular rotation while Rivers Cuomo and Matt Sharp bickered the band into silence.
In the aftermath of Y2K, it was announced that weezer (sans Sharp - good for him) would play a comeback tour with Dynamite Hack. As soon as they were posted, Russ got tickets to the show at St. Andrew's Hall in Detroit. It was my first concert.
We were able to exploit our friend, Ben's wheelchair to push our way up to the front row for what is still my favorite concert experience ever. The band was on. The fans in the balcony were jumping up and down so much that the structure started to literally bounce to the cusp of collapse. It was incredible. I had such a blind, youthful faith in music and life at that moment.

Six months later, this turd of a song came out, crushing my faith in the record industry and humanity in general. Since then I have wanted nothing more than for them to stop making records so I can go back in time and Eternal Sunshine them starting in the year 2000.



Lyrics from Island In the Sun as translated filtered through Translation Party
http://translationparty.com/#9200334
"We have more memory, you may not need your money, call the sea, I love the floating zone."

Monday, April 18, 2011

Reboot

Hmm. Been a little while, hasn't it?

I'm about halfway through the 30 Day Song Challenge on facebook and thought I could use a little more space for the background stories. This'll take several posts to catch up.

So here it goes:
Day 01 - Your Favorite Song



This song has an extremely basic message, but it's one that I can identify with. That and the ridiculously pleasant arrangement have made it so enduring with me throughout the years.
The thing that really makes this song special to me, though, is the place it held in my childhood.
I was about ten years old when we moved from Toledo to a small, culturally remote town placed an hour away from the (notoriously sub-par) Dayton radio stations. There was also only one cable provider and they didn't offer MTV. My brother and I clung like mad to any bit of pop culture that reminded us of city life for at least the first few years. While music was accessible to a degree, it was impossible to filter out the desired stuff from the crap in those pre-internet days. I struggled to get a signal for the top 40 station with my little tape recorder clock radio, hoping to hear something off of Dookie between endless plays of The Train.
My brother, though, started amassing a CD collection as he started high school, feeding me little nuggets and inviting me into his room to listen to music with him on his prized stereo/boombox. One of the CDs I often demanded was MTV Buzzbin, volume I. While it had one or two other songs I would later grow into as my tastes developed (It's quite a jump from Weird Al to Radiohead for a ten-year-old), the one that stuck out to me was No Rain. To put it very simply, it made me happy.

Lyrics from No Rain as translated filtered through Translation Party
http://translationparty.com/#9200079
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